J.D.: [v.o.] Julie and I had overslept, so we didn't have time for our usual seven solid minutes of lovemaking. We had to fake it.
Julie: Oh, yeah! Don't stop!
J.D.: Pull my hair! [squeals]
Julie: Shut up and take it, you stupid bitch!
J.D.: OK, well, we can stop there. Um, now it's time to ring the sex gong.
Julie: What?
J.D.: Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown. We're supposed to ring when one of us gets lucky. Even though I don't live with him, I like to think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.
Julie: That's so funny.
[elsewhere, are J.D. rings the gong:]
Turk: Yeah, buddy! [laughs] That's my dawg!