Dr. Cox: Remind me again why you're having our son baptized.
Jordan: Oh, what do you even care? You're not going.
Dr. Cox: Fine, let him go to church. I mean, I let him go to magic shows. I'll just tell him it's all a lie when he gets home so he doesn't have any of those crazy nightmares.
Jordan: By the way, I invited your sister.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, please tell me you didn't.
Jordan: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't realize you'd be so upset. I'll call her and tell her not to come. [chuckling] How weird would it be if I was like that?
Carla: Totally.
Jordan: Weird.