Quote from Dr. Cox in My Jiggly Ball
Dr. Cox: Mr. Morrison, I understand that one of our interns spent an hour in here telling you over and over that you are going to die. I would make him apologize personally, but I'm having him spend the rest of the day checking that countertop's heartbeat. Keith: Sorry, Mr. Morrison. Dr. Cox: Keith! I think Mr. Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.