J.D.: [v.o.] Turk didn't even realize he pissed me off, so explaining my feelings to him was the smart move. I took a slightly different tack.
J.D.: That seat's taken, ass-face.
Turk: By who?
J.D.: Hello there, Chocolate Bear 2.
Turk: Hooch?! J.D., what the hell's going on here?
J.D.: I replaced your ass.
Hooch: By the by, Johnny told me that you were responsible for my brothy shower the other day. [both laugh] If it happens again I'm gonna take one of your fingers. That'll be my funny prank.
J.D.: Hooch is crazy. Oh, sorry. Old habit.