Quote from J.D. in My Changing Ways
Carla: I can't believe you two have lived together for 12 years. Turk: Do you remember our first day together? [flashback to a full-haired Turk walking into J.D.'s dorm room:] Turk: Yo, they call me Chris One. What's the dealio? J.D.: Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level ogre magi with invisibility, and this is Randal. [present:] J.D.: You were such a dork.