Elliot: I don't know how much longer I can avoid sleeping with Jake, man.
J.D.: It's easy. If you ever find yourself in a romantic situation, just do something that's a complete turn-off.
Carla: You know, like how you can swallow your whole fist.
Todd: No way! She can't do that!
J.D.: Calm down, boys. Let me just ask. Can you really swallow your whole fist?
Elliot: Yeah.
Men: Ooh. Shh. Don't ruin it.
Carla: Men are twisted.