Elliot: I've never connected with a guy like this before. I mean, even though it's only been 2 weeks, I already feel like I know Jake better than I know myself.
Carla: What does he do for a living?
Elliot: I should know that.
Turk: What's the sex like?
Elliot: What makes you think that I have slept with him?
Dr. Kelso: [drives by] For starters, you've known him more than 10 minutes.
Elliot: You are a weird and angry man!
[Kelso beeps his horn]
Turk & J.D.: Two bits.