Quote from J.D. in My Faith in Humanity
J.D.: [v.o.] One of the reasons Turk and I are so popular around here is that we love helping our fellow doctors. J.D.: Hey, Hooch. Hooch: That's my name. Don't wear it out. J.D.: Classic Hooch. Listen, even though I'm not gonna be paid, I'm gonna cover your shift at the clinic tonight so you can do Mr. Schindler's endoscopy. And I'm gonna cross-cover all of Dr. Turner's patients so Turner can assist you on the procedure. Hooch: Why are you guys going through so much trouble? Dr. Kelso: Who's doing the endoscopy on Mr. Schindler? J.D. and Turk: Turner and Hooch! [cheer] Hooch: Everyone hates you guys. J.D.: Oh, Hooch! Turk: Hooch is crazy!