Carla: Turk, you know how I was so upset because you started calling your ex-girlfriend? I just couldn't understand how a married person could slip up like that. Now I do. I'm so sorry.
J.D.: Me, too, buddy.
Turk: Guys, as insane as this may sound, I'm actually gonna be okay with this. Just do me a favor. No more apologies. And no more explanations. And for the love of god, honey, no more girl-on-girl kissing demonstrations.
[meanwhile, in the cafeteria:]
Todd: Something horrible has happened.