J.D.: [v.o.] Being a great doctor isn't just about medical knowledge, it's also about people skills.
J.D.: Wow, that is the worst broken nose I have ever seen.
Woman: I'm here because I stepped on a nail.
J.D.: Of course.
J.D.: [v.o.] Were you walking on your nose?
J.D.: Unfortunately you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer, okay? 'Cause we admit people by severity of condition. [to Nurse Roberts] That was mortifying. [J.D. knocks a coffee cup into the air, pouring down on the woman]
Woman: Agh, my face!
J.D.: You know, with the face burns we could probably admit you now. Laverne?
J.D.: [v.o.] My "me time" hand".