Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Cake
Ted: Well, it took a whole tube of gel, but I finally got my hair down. Dr. Kelso: No one, male or female ever cared, Ted. Dr. Kelso: Where the hell are my reading glasses? I tell you, the last few days I've been getting to feel the ol' noodle is really letting me down. [The Janitor swings down and grabs Ted through the open window. Ted's hair sticks out again.] Dr. Kelso: Well, I'm sure I'm just making mountains out of molehills, don't you think, Ted? Ted!?