J.D.: Do you know that Dr. Cox is trying to convince me that everyone eventually kills a patient? But I haven't. I know you haven't.
Turk: Hell yeah, I have. Remember my first year? Mr. Quinn? I forgot to write the order for his albumin drip and he hemorrhaged and died. You want your doughnut?
J.D.: [v.o.] And it turned out Turk wasn't the only one.
[montage:]
Elliot: Mmm, Mrs. Kahn, my second year.
Doug: Uh, Mrs. Studebaker, forty minutes into my first day.
Dr. Kelso: I've been a doctor for thirty years. What do you think?
Doug: On my third day, there was Mr. Kirshnar.
Todd: Jenny Roth, about eight weeks ago. It was really tough, because she was hot.
Doug: And then later that third day- [beeping] Oh, boy, that can't be good.
Dr. Cox: No, Newbie, I have not killed. But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule. So, right about now, you gotta be asking yourself, do you think you're that good?
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh my God. I'm gonna kill someone.