Quote from Ted in My New Game
Ted: Dr. Cox, remember a few years back, you asked me to look over your divorce papers to make sure "that slag would die a penniless whore"? Jordan: Hmm. Ted: Sorry. Jordan: It's okay, "slag" is kind of his pet-name for me. Ted: Anyway, I was also going through a divorce she's with my brother now. He's nine inches shorter than me but he wears a piece. Anyway, the point is, you and I signed the wrong papers, which technically means you two are still married and so am I. Dr. Kelso: Well, mazel tovs all around!