Janitor: You're pathetic.
J.D.: What!?
Janitor: For three years I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor, and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it "Will they? Won't they? Looks like they're going to! Ooh, at the last second, something went wrong." Come on, enough already! I mean, you guys aren't exactly Ross and Rachel.
J.D.: Who?
Janitor: Dr. Ross, and Rachel from bookkeeping. Why don't you just let her be happy with stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy.