Quote from Turk in My Fault
Turk: The point is, I don't lose my cool. J.D.: I don't know. Remember back in college, when we had tickets to see Michael Jordan in the playoffs? [flashback:] Turk: [singing] We're goin' to see Michael Jordan. We're goin' to see Michael Jordan. We're goin' to see Michael Jordan. 'Cause we got good tickets. We went five hundred miles. J.D.: Hey, was I supposed to bring the tickets or the sandwiches? [As Turk realizes they're both holding sandwich bags, he screams and starts pulling out his hair] J.D.: Oh, God. Turk: Oh, no! Leave it on the floor! You leave it on the floor! [present:] J.D.: You shaved your head for the first time after that.