J.D.: [v.o.] And insignificant events can lead to significant events. Like me being late because I was in the world's longest handshake.
J.D.: Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
Dr. Cox: Take a wild guess.
[fantasy: Dr. Cox plays the banjo as Dr. Kelso plays the washboard]
J.D.: [v.o.] I should get Turk a washboard!