Dr. Cox: So, Jordan tells me while you were on your world leukemia tour you neglected to visit a single doctor, medicine man, or scary shaman with the giant saucers in his ears. Psst! Ben, turns out cancer's the kind of ailment that you occasionally wanna check up on.
Ben: Fine, I'll get the exam.
Dr. Cox: I tell you what, I missed the hell out of you. I did.
Ben: Thanks, Perry. You know, I missed you too. [they move into kiss; Dr. Cox pulls away at the last second] Yes, I am the king of gay chicken.