Ted: You did it, Teddy! It's over! Here comes sweet relief! Is this heaven?
Janitor: It's garbage.
Randall: Way to cost us a cherry gig, bra.
Ted: Wha?
Dr. Kelso: I want my money back. And Ted, shower and get back to work.
Janitor: You know, if you try that around the corner, you can land right in the street.