Turk: Dr. Wen, can I ask you a question? Was my time on the lap-chole even faster than yours?
Dr. Wen: Yes, it was. Because some of the guys were saying I totally kicked your ass and I wanted them to shut up, you know if it wasn't true, but since it is, I'll just let it go. [laughs; off Elliot's look] What?
Elliot: If there is one thing I've learned at this hospital, it's that you should never antagonize your boss or the people that make the food, because either way you end up eating poo. Hear it, learn it, live it.