Quote from Janitor in My Clean Break
Dr. Kelso: Now, there you go, sweetheart. Now you look more like a doctor and less like a lap-dance. Elliot: Thank you, sir. [Dr. Kelso slips] Janitor: Floor's wet. You know, I liked the way blonde-haired doctor looked. She brightened my day. But you don't care, do ya? Because you're unconscious.