Quote from J.D. in My Rule of Thumb
Dr. Cox: Lookit, here's the rule, there, porn-star: The moment her toothbrush hits your sink, you've got yourself a permanent roomie. [fantasy: Danni is sipping a cocktail in the apartment, surrounded by rolls of toilet paper:] J.D.: How long will you be staying? Danni: For a while. Mmmmm, downy soft. [reality:] J.D.: There'll be toilet paper everywhere! Gotta go.