J.D.: [v.o.] Then again, I have other problems. I know some windshield hush money won't keep the karma gods from coming after Turk and me.
Nurse Roberts: Q-tip, Dr. Murphy called. They need you to cover his call tonight.
[later:]
Turk: Dude, Dr. Wen's doing a stomach stapling and he wants you to be there to hold back the guy's fat flap.
[later:]
Dr. Kelso: Apparently, my face is scaring my patients, so you're gonna take them off my hands for about a week.
[later:]
J.D.: Turk, the Dairy Queen burned down.
Turk: No.
J.D.: Now do you see?