Dr. Cox: Keep it together, pee-pants. You now have six seconds to find that soda you were holding for me.
Doug: Has anyone seen a soda? Oh, for the love of God.
Dr. Cox: [drinks soda] What is it there, Bobbo?
Dr. Kelso: I'm sorry.
Dr. Cox: What did you say?
Dr. Kelso: I spoke to my cardiologist and he said if you hadn't caught my high blood pressure, and it had continued unchecked, it might have resulted in a mild case of... death.
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] Must fight urge to rub it in his face.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, I owe you one.