Elliot: I put all those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them.
J.D.: Oh, come on, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a "clean, non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage."
Elliot: If you don't, it gets mildewy.
J.D.: You know, you should move in with my friend, Anal McLooney.