Quote from J.D. in My Monster
J.D.: Hey, Lisa, how you doing? Lisa: J.D., I can't give you free gum. J.D.: I was thinking, you're probably one of those girls that's so pretty that no one has the courage to ask you out. Lisa: No, I get asked out all the time. J.D.: [v.o.] OK, momentary setback. Regroup. Regroup! J.D.: Hey, go out with me. It's the right thing to do. Lisa: Sure. Why not? Children's choir: [sings] Hallelujah, hallelujah... J.D.: Very funny, you dumb choir punks. Santa's a drunk.