[montage:]
Turk: I don't get it, Dr. Wen. Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual?
Dr. Wen: Well, tonight after work, Dr. Kelso will take his wife to a candlelit dinner. Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together, they'll go home and..
Dr. Cox: Oh, bam! Oh, bam!
Carla: I actually think it's really sweet that at their age they still...
Dr. Cox: Bam! Bam! Bam!