J.D.: So, Mr. Bober has been complaining of abdominal pain and nausea. Looks like cholecystitis.
Dr. Cox: Oh, what the hell, Newbie? This gentleman is suffering from an inflamed gallbladder and you actually have him eating a grilled cheese sandwich. Here's an idea. Why don't we just have him wash the whole thing down with a big ol' mug of vodka? Mr. Bober back there is one of our frequent flyers. He's been with us every six months for the last two years and I've rather grown fond of him. So if you could somehow manage to not kill him, well, then, oh, gee, that would just be ducky.