Dr. Cox: Dangling that fake promotion in front of me.
Dr. Kelso: I was dead serious about the Residency Director's position.
Dr. Cox: Well, what makes you think that I'd be interested in something like that?
Dr. Kelso: Because you want my job, and you'll never get it without this on your resume.
Dr. Cox: But you hate me.
Dr. Kelso: Like nuts in brownies, captain.
Dr. Cox: Well, then, I don't get your angle. What could you possibly want in exchange for my support, because I'm telling you right now, I am not dating that daughter of yours.
Dr. Kelso: I only have a son.
Dr. Cox: That's my bad. I was just going by that picture on your desk.