Turk: You ever notice how a tumor looks just like cheese?
Carla: Is that good cocktail conversation?
J.D.: I had this patient today who thought he had blood in his stool. Turned out to be pimento.
Elliot: What? I worked on a homeless guy who vomited up an entire mitten. I mean, that's not going to stop me from wearing mine when it's cold out.
Carla: What's wrong with you people? We have a good bottle of wine, we all look nice for once. Can we please talk about something other than work? Please?
Turk: Name an actress. J.D. can tell you which movie she appeared in naked.
Carla: I'm gonna go put on my pyjamas. Can't believe I shaved my legs for this.