Dr. Kelso: Having a late-night tea party, are we? I guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail. Well, as long as I'm here, I'm partial to Lemon Zinger.
Elliot: Sir, the reason Dr. Turk is here is this patient is going into surgery tomorrow, but I was kind of hoping we could do an ERCP first.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, you're breakin' my Tuscaloosa heart. Just turf him.
Elliot: "Tuscaloosa heart". Hmm. Uh, this is what I like to call my "Told You So" dance. [singing] I told you so, I told you so, I, I, I told you so. I told you so, I told you so, I, I, I told you so.