Quote from Janitor in My Own Personal Jesus
J.D.: Ooh, candy! [After J.D. pulls a candy cane off the Christmas tree, the whole tree falls down] J.D.: I was jut- I was trying to- Janitor: Oh, I know exactly what you're trying to do, but you're not gonna break my Christmas spirit. You can't. Not ever. I'm the Holly Jolly Janitor. Hi, little girl. What do you want for Christmas? [she hits him in the nuts]