Quote from Carla in My Nickname
Turk: So Cox tore into you, huh? J.D.: You know what pisses me off? No one ever calls him on anything, you know. [meanwhile:] Carla: You want to kick and scream while you're teaching people here, that's fine, but if you ever yell at my friend again over nothing, then I will personally wipe that scary smile off your face, put it in my purse and keep it there until no one around here is any more scared of you than I am. [back:] J.D.: It's not fair.