Turk: You know, I went to therapy once.
Elliot: You did?
Turk: Yeah. Once though, like, back in '93 to '94. Then a few months in '95. And then I went to group, which was a disaster. Okay, when I went to college it was my first time away from home, and so things started piling up and I felt I was sinking, you know?
Elliot: Yeah, I do.
Turk: And no matter how embarrassing you think it might be, it's always helpful to talk to someone neutral. For example, take a look at me. I am now, thanks to therapy, in a healthy relationship with a beautiful woman, who won't sleep over because she thinks I broke her mother's leg.