J.D.: [v.o.] There's a lot of horrible things about being an intern. Long hours, constant stress, having to deal with death. But worst is the simple fact that the average intern has to disimpact 15 to 20 bowels a week. That's why there's a scared oath among interns never to make fun of each other for doing the things we have to do.
Elliot: Ha, ha. You have to touch someone's hiney.
Dr. Kelso: Dorian, come with me. And Dr...
Elliot: Reid.
Dr. Kelso: Sure, why not? Take over for him.