J.D.: [v.o.] Here's something that's kind of surprising. On my first day, my resident told me, if you don't count the maternity ward, which is mostly well, you know, or the emergency room, which is mostly broken bones, stitches, that sort of thing, he said that one out of every three patients that's admitted to this place will die here.
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J.D.: Hi, I'm gonna be your doctor.
Elliot: Hi, I'm gonna be your doctor.
Turk: Hi, I'm gonna be your doctor.