Quote from Janitor in My Chief Concern
Lady: Listen, my sister Amy's son is having a tough time at school, and since his dad is out of the picture, I thought maybe you could sit down and talk to him. Janitor: Amy, who gave us a doily for our wedding, wants me to save her boy? Lady: Please? Janitor: That seems fair. [later:] Janitor: So, Ian. Ethan: It's Ethan. Janitor: Whatever. Your mom says you're having a rough time in school? Ethan: Liam stole my backpack. I wanna hit him. Janitor: No, no, we don't hit. Never. You hit somebody, and the anger's gone, and it's all over. No, the goal should be to keep that anger inside you, growing, like an anger baby. You've got to get inside Liam's head, right? You've got to find out Liam's weaknesses. Like, uh, is he afraid of the dark? Does he have any food allergies? How's he do if he's left out on open water? Does he have a pet? Could that pet be convinced to betray him? Would you be willing to get plastic surgery to further your goals? Would you change the location of your eyes to here? That's the level of commitment I'm looking for. Or maybe I'm just wasting my time. Ethan: Are you on drugs? Janitor: Are you?