Dr. Kelso: I bet you can't wait to call all your friends and tell them how pathetic I am.
J.D.: Actually, sir, we young people are more into texting these days. [texts]
Elliot: J.D., be sensitive. Don't act like you're at a ping pong match between a ninja and Bigfoot. I know that made no sense, but he's totally there now in his head. Look at his eyes.
Dr. Kelso: Look at that.
Elliot: He should be out for a while.
Dr. Kelso: I just have lot more free time than I thought. Enid and I were going to travel all over the country, but we don't have cash right now.
J.D.: Elliot, stop doing that.
Dr. Kelso: Well, who won the ping pong game?
J.D.: The Sasquatch. Then Turk and I took him to a carnival to celebrate. Man, that hairy bastard loves funnel cake!
Dr. Kelso: Amazing.