Quote from J.D. in My Bad Too
J.D.: Don't listen to them C-bear, it's an amazing gift. Plus, you know how everyone's rude to those day laborers across the street? Now we can finally talk to them. [fantasy: J.D. and Turk talk to a group of Latino men:] Man: [Spanish: "Do you have work?"] Turk: [Spanish: "No, we just wanted to say 'hi'. How are you guys doing?"] Paulo: [Spanish: "Congratulations, my brothers. You have treated us with basic human compassion and will now be rewarded with a trip to the magical paradise known has Amigoville."] [J.D., Turk and Paulo are transported to a park] Turk: [Spanish: "Your magical paradise is a park?"] Paulo: [Spanish: "Our people loves the picnics."] J.D.: Turk, look at the size of this churro! And over there, there's a lake filled entirely with guacamole. Paulo: [Spanish: "Would you like a massage from one of those beautiful ladies?"} Turk: [Spanish: "No, I can't. I'm married."] Paulo: [Spanish: "Not a problem."] [The women are both transformed into clones of Carla] Carla: [Spanish: "I'll take the front."] Carla: [Spanish: "I'll massage your back."] Turk: [Spanish: "What a beautiful babes!"] Paulo: [Spanish: "What do you think of this place?"] J.D.: I'm sorry. I don't speak the Spanish-ita. Is that gonna be a problem? [J.D. falls from the sky back in front of the day laborers] J.D.: Do you guys have an idea when the black guy is coming down, because he has the car keys. Man: Idiot! [reality:] J.D.: That place is pinata!