J.D.: [v.o.] And Dr. Kelso was giddy because it was the first Monday of the month. And today nothing could dampen his spirits, not even a grieving family.
Dr. Kelso: I am so sorry for your loss. He was a fighter right to the end. We did everything we could.
J.D.: [v.o.] See, today was the day the hypodermic needles arrived.
Dr. Kelso: Happy needle day, Lloyd.
Lloyd: And to you, Sir. And thanks for sending down an extra set of hands.
Ted: I'm a lawyer!
Lloyd: I still don't understand why you get so excited over needles.
Dr. Kelso: Thanks to a delightful decimal error made 20 years ago by the good folks at Zeffer Pharmaceuticals, each month Sacred Heart gets $50,000 dollars worth of hypodermic needles for the low, low price of 50 dollars.
Ted: That's it. I can't feel my arms.