Turk: Hey, uh, baby? Laverne is getting weaker by the minute and we thought you might wanna come back up.
Carla: I don't know.
Elliot: You know, Carla, when I was 12 years old, I had this math teacher, Mr. Crane. Anyway, he used to give us these pop quizzes all the time. Not about math, they were literally quizzes about soda pops. So, once, the question was: "What was Mountain Dew's original name?" So, I wrote my "Mountain Mist" and then my best friend, Cindy MacNamara, cheated off my paper but it was the wrong answer, because it was a trick question. Mountain Dew was always called Mountain Dew. Although, little known fact, Mr. Pibb originally called "Senor Brown Water". Th- The point is, Sandy got the answer wrong, she failed the course and she had to go to a dumb girl school. I never even got to sign her yearbook.
Turk: Okay. Um, I'm just guessing, but what I think Elliot's saying is that you should probably say goodbye to the people you care about when you have the chance.
Elliot: Yeah.
Nurse Roberts: [imaginary] Maybe, that's why you're imaging me here, because you don't wanna do that. I'm just going to shut up.