Carla: What do you want, Elliot?
Elliot: I wanted to apologize.
Carla: Well, save it.
Elliot: Look, Carla, I-
Carla: Honestly, you must be really bored with this friendship when all you do is take, take, take. And the most embarrassing thing is you don't realize you're doing it. Because, let's face it, at the end of the day, you're nothing but a spoiled, selfish, neurotic little girl from Connecticut who has absolutely no idea how to-
Keith: OK, that's enough! Now, I don't know what you are fighting about, but it doesn't matter. Because no one's allowed to be that mean to my girl, especially when she's just trying to apologize. Are we clear?
J.D.: [v.o.] Nobody really speaks to Carla like that.
Turk: It was really cool getting to know you, man.
J.D.: [v.o.] The irony was Keith that was yelling at the one woman who was trying to save his relationship.
Carla: I'm sorry, Elliot.
J.D.: [v.o.] And even more ironic was that it looked like she had.
Elliot: Thanks for standing up for me.
Keith: Yeah, totally.