Quote from Turk in His Story II
J.D.: [v.o.] Come on, don't get mad at Turk. What's really bugging me is that, thanks to Dr. Cox, I've got nothing to do. Nothing to talk about. No stories to tell. [slaps Turk's head] Turk: [v.o.] From the moment I woke up this morning, I have been freaking out about getting married. Luckily, Carla's being cool. Carla: Okay, this is your last chance to uninvite that slut you went out with in high school. Turk: She's married to my brother. Carla: Isn't that convenient. Turk: [v.o.] Thank God she thinks that hot chick, Tina, I invited is my cousin! Well guess what! There's no blood there, baby! Carla: Oh, and by the way, don't think for a second that your "cousin" Tina's gonna be sitting at our table. Turk: [v.o.] Oh, my God! She's in my head. It's okay. Use it to your advantage. Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, woman! Carla: Make it yourself. Turk: [v.o.] [screams]