J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night. I should've told you I was with Pete.
Dr. Cox: Did we just slip into some alternate dimension where I actually give a flying duckie about what you say and do?
J.D.: Look, I know he's in private practice and everything, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.
Dr. Cox: He is a bad guy. And Newbie, if you're smart, you will stay away from him.
J.D.: Oh, my God. You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor.
Dr. Cox: No, I'm not.
J.D.: Laverne?
Nurse Roberts: Jealous.
J.D.: Ta-da!
Dr. Cox: Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.
J.D.: Don't worry about it, champ. It's all right to need me. [Dr. Cox lunges at J.D.]
Nurse Roberts: Touchdown.