J.D.: [v.o.] After working at a hospital for a while, you develop a sixth sense for danger. Maybe there's a mass cas alert, maybe there's a code... Maybe someone spent the morning with the most annoying patient in the world and needs to vent. Luckily, I was prepared.
Dr. Cox: Did you do your pre-rounds?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: Discharge summaries?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: Pharmacy renewals?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: SOAP notes?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: Central line changes?
J.D.: Yes.
Dr. Cox: OK, Janet, but did you go ahead and fix your beeper so it doesn't play that annoying song every time you get paged?
J.D.: Yes. [beeper plays; v.o.:] Crap.
[fantasy: a shirtless Dr. Cox uses J.D. as a punching bag]
Dr. Cox: I expect you to act like a professional around here!
J.D.: Is that all you got? Good one.
Dr. Cox: Woo! Woo-hoo!