Turk: What the hell are you wearing?
J.D.: I'm showing my Owl Cat spirit. If it's not enough, I have wings and talons in the car.
Turk: Is that glitter? Hell, no!
J.D.: It came with the makeup kit. I don't have to use it.
J.D.: [v.o.] Today.
Dr. Cox: Oh, for the love of god, Francine!
Turk: I gotta go get the tickets at will-call. Please don't let him put the glitter on.
Dr. Cox: I've never heard that sentence uttered about another man.