Quote from J.D. in Our Role Models
Turk: You're not gonna help him out, huh? Kinda sucks. I thought you wanted to be a good teacher. J.D.: During the day, I'm a good teacher, But right now I'm ready for a little Magnum P.I. crustache. I'm gonna be Magnum P.I., and you're gonna be black Higgins. Turk: You should talk to Dr. Cox.