Carla: I had to make sure Izzy fell asleep.
Turk: Why do you have to be a mommy all the time?
Carla: I still make sure you get sex at least once a week.
Turk: Yeah, but you always start with "This has to be quickie". Why do you always say that? Baby, we both know my "longies" aren't that long. I gotta be honest with you, sometimes it makes me feel like you don't love me.
Carla: On behalf of all women, I just want to thank you for equating sex with love. We think it's awesome when you do that.
Turk: You're welcome.