Quote from Carla in My Own Worst Enemy
Elliot: Screw it. I'm just gonna marry Keith. Maybe he'll die young. J.D.: When did we become such ridiculous, pathetic people? Carla: Why do you two think you're that different from anyone else? J.D., I get in my own way all the time. Like this morning, I was running late, and I got toothpaste on my upper lip, and even though I knew Turk was watching, I didn't wipe it off with my hand, I went like this... [sexy lip lick] Todd: Huh. Morning. Carla: And Elliot, I'm sorry but you're not the first person tho ever sleep with her ex, okay? Elliot: Is there a point in this? Carla: Yes. And pay attention, because I don't wanna be saying the same thing in two weeks. You're both human, give yourselves a break, okay?