Quote from Elliot in My Conventional Wisdom
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Elliot had accepted Keith's proposal, it was time to start planning the wedding. Elliot: Ok, so I took a picture of the church that we're gonna be married in. Only imagine that the hearse upfront is actually a horse and a carriage, and the people in the coffins are us. Keith: You already picked the church? Elliot: Yeah, I've reserved it for the third week in July every year since I was nineteen. When I tell Father O'Neil that I actually need it this time, he's going to crap a communion cracker. Now, being that it's already May, we have to decide if we wanna get married in two months, or in a year and two months.