Quote from J.D. in My Own Personal Hell
Turk: You know I'm not comfortable getting busy with myself. J.D.: Well, you're in luck. This happens to be my specialty. Here are some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself, sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that. I call it "The Stranger." Turk: If I ever have kids, you are never allowed to baby-sit.